Thursday, December 28, 2017

In Theaters: December 29, 2017

This time there is only one new wide release.

All the Money in the World (Monday release)

just ignore that name in the middle

Ridley Scott's second movie this year stars Michelle Williams, Kevin Spacey Christopher Plummer, and Mark Wahlberg.  Sony wants it to be an oscar contender for Spacey Plummer.  The film is based on the true story of the kidnapping and ransom of John Paul Getty III, grandson to J. Paul Getty (Spacey Plummer), the wealthiest man to have ever lived (as of the film's setting in the 70's).

The story of this film does look very interesting to me, even though I could've gone on Wikipedia and learned about the real ending a long time ago.  Some of Ridley Scott's best work is found in his non-epic and non-sci-fi pieces.  And it's a very strong cast, including Michelle Williams, Mark Wahlberg, and not Kevin Spacey.

This brings us to the cultural significance of this film.  Having Kevin Spacey not be in your movie usually isn't enough to make it historically of interest, but let me tell you a story.

You are probably familiar with what has been happening in Hollywood the last three months.  After Harvey Weinstein went down, several other notable filmmakers followed, including Kevin Spacey.  Spacey was outed on October 29th.  The trailer release and oscar campaign for All the Money in the World began on September 14th.  The movie had already been completed - with Spacey as J. Paul Getty.

Sony and Ridley Scott (especially Ridley Scott, reports suggest) were furious that Kevin Spacey's reputation would inevitably ruin their film.  Something had to be done.

Ridley Scott proposed something radical and unprecedented to Sony.  He wanted reshoots for the film to entirely replace Kevin Spacey with Christopher Plummer.  He would do this with real sets, real locations, and real co-stars.  And he would finish the new footage and complete the new edit of the film in time for the December 22nd release date.  This plan was announced on November 8th, reshoots began on November 20th, and the film was released - as planned - on December 22nd.  Ridley Scott had done it.  Amazing.

There are some notable things I want to add here.  Michelle Williams and Mark Wahlberg agreed to do these reshoots for free, which is very professional of them, and shows dedication to the project.  And Ridley Scott actually has quite the reputation for completing his films on budget and on time.  In other industries that is obviously the expectation, but most film directors regularly go over time and budget.  He also celebrated his EIGHTIETH birthday the day after these reshoots were completed.  The man is an animal.

Anyway the movie looks pretty good.  I would definitely go see it if it wasn't rated R.  Here's a poster that Sony would actually want you to see now.

you don't have to ignore the name in the middle anymore

All the Money in the World is rated R for language, some violence, disturbing images and brief drug content.


      Big Shot Critic

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Editorial: Fake News and The Last Jedi


The topic of media narratives lying about movies has been on my mind a lot lately, because I've been on the butt end of the narrative surrounding the new Star Wars movie for the last week and a half.  I didn't like the movie, and that is simply unacceptable to some film journalists, so they must explain it away so that potential moviegoers are not deterred.  I don't know why this is important to them.  They didn't make the movie, and they don't profit from the film's success.  And I thank heaven that Disney, Lucasfilm, and Rian Johnson have not embraced this narrative, the way some filmmakers have in the past...



Hollywood fake news hit a fever pitch in 2016 during the time between the release of the trailer for Ghostbusters, and the release of the film itself.  The trailer hit YouTube in early March and quickly became the most disliked movie trailer in YouTube history, currently sitting at 1,000,000 dislikes and 300,000 likes.  All over YouTube and the rest of the internet the trailer was ridiculed and torn apart for being awful, because it was honestly an awful trailer.  One YouTube critic went so far as to say that he would not be reviewing the film when it hit theaters.

Sony had a problem on their hands.  Unfortunately for Sony, the film's director, Paul Fieg, and the four leading ladies of the cast were the ones who answered the call.  It was one of the most amazing downward spirals I've ever seen.

I don't know when or where it started, but pretty early on Paul and his stars played the sexist card: "if you don't like this trailer, it's obviously because you don't like women."  With seemingly no hesitation, the filmmakers decried all detractors as misogynist bigots who could not abide one of their cherished male-dominated movies remade with women.  Not surprisingly, this tactic backfired monumentally, with more and more people disinterested in the movie simply because the filmmakers so obviously resented their own audience.  Sony did nothing to rein in Paul and company's unprofessional behavior, and when the movie finally came out it actually opened okay, but its total domestic take was $16,000,000 under its production budget.  Figure in the marketing budget and the international receipts and the movie may have broken even, but I doubt it.

The most disturbing thing about all this was how willing the film journalists were to champion this false narrative about sexist fanboys.  They were in lockstep with Paul and his cast from day one through to writing good reviews.  The levels of denial were alarming.  In light of a Trump presidency, this kind of media behavior is not so alarming anymore.

Fast forward eighteen months...


I was very excited for The Last Jedi before release.  I had no reason to doubt Rian Johnson's filmmaking ability, and the trailers looked really good.  The Force Awakens had minor issues, but was an enjoyable and exciting film overall, and I thought The Last Jedi had the potential to outgrow those minor issues.

And then I saw it.

Before I go on I must say that everything in this movie with Rey and Kylo was absolutely spot on.  Kylo is still the most interesting new character in decades, in my opinion.  But it's all downhill from there.  The humor is what stuck out to me the most, and not in a good way.  It was really bad.  There are also some pretty hefty plot and character issues, along with a string of missed opportunities, but that's not really the point of this post.

The point is that it was not a good film.  It was very clearly not a good film.  I thought I would be alone in my proclamations of this until I saw the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, which has gone on to being the lowest for any Star Wars film ever.  I already had friends on my Facebook feed preemptively defending the movie from criticism, and the film journalists were not far behind.

Deadline Hollywood

Collider

Vanity Fair

Vox

As the story goes, people like me who didn't like the film are upset because our fan theories didn't pan out.  The movie is flawless, but you can't please everyone, because some fan theories obviously aren't going to happen.  So get over it, you basement-dwelling nerds!  Oh, also, people like me are responsible for heavily skewing the Rotten Tomatoes audience score, by spamming it with bad reviews, since the critics can't possibly be wrong about this one.

It's embarrassing.  The amount of mental hoops these articles' authors have to jump through is hilarious and disgusting at the same time.  I haven't seen this much BS in a piece of writing since high school English.  It's so dishonest, and the numbers are starting to prove me right (duh).

The Force Awakens hit theaters in an almost identical situation, on December 17, 2015.  Same franchise, identical target audience, same studio, similar budget, similar frame, similar marketing, etc.  The Last Jedi opened $27,000,000 under The Force Awakens.  That's not alarming, as it still scored the second-highest opening weekend ever, at $220,000,000.  What is alarming (besides the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes - 52% to The Force Awakens' 88%) is The Last Jedi's current ten day domestic total, which tallies $175,000,000 behind The Force Awakens, at $365,000,000, as well as The Last Jedi's second weekend drop, which is looking close to a whopping 70% compared to The Force Awakens' 39%.  Yesterday TLJ's domestic total was 27% under TFA, and today that number is over 32%.  This percentage will obviously make smaller jumps as the days go by, but the fact that this number is growing at all is scary.

Put another way, The Last Jedi is missing almost a full third of its audience.  Make no mistake, this movie is still likely to make over a billion dollars, so it's nowhere near a bust.  But The Force Awakens made over two billion.  Bob Iger (Disney CEO) knows Lucasfilm can do better, and you can bet he's going to want to see some changes after this whole mess.  He hasn't forgotten that with the cost of acquiring Lucasfilm, these movies haven't even turned a profit yet.  If I was Rian Johnson, I would be feeling very nervous right now about that trilogy promised me by Kathleen Kennedy (Lucasfilm President).

So where does this all leave us?  What changes?  Well, we have even less trust in film journalists, for one thing.  I want to make special mention of Variety for remaining honest in their reporting and not capitulating to this nonsense.  Also, I wouldn't be terribly shocked if Kathleen Kennedy is a little less sure of her job security moving forward.  She knows now that you can't just crap out a Star Wars sequel willy nilly.  She knows now that the box office can strike back just as well as the Empire.  I don't care that much if Rian Johnson gets his spin-off trilogy or not, just as long as the main saga is handled with more care.  As it stands, J.J. Abrams is at the helm for Episode IX, and I think he's right for it.  We know he loves to please fans, and he has mentioned how excited he is to apply what he learned from directing The Force Awakens.

As for people like me, I thought that maybe I should learn to let go of my expectations after all.  Perhaps I shouldn't be this disappointed over a movie.  But then, what of hope?  I would rather feel disappointed than cynical.  A major theme of The Last Jedi is learning from failure, and clinging to hope in spite of it.  That is certainly more meta than our friend Rian realized it would be, and I choose to follow it.  Maybe, after all this, Lucasfilm will give George his advisory role back!  Wouldn't that be something?  And if you scoff at that idea, then maybe you just need to let go of those unfulfilled fan theories you had for the prequels.

Friday, December 22, 2017

In Theaters: December 22, 2017 (Christmas Catch Up)

There were TWO wide releases last weekend, TWO wide releases that came out on Wednesday, THREE wide releases that come out this weekend, plus TWO limited releases expanding to wide this weekend that are both worth mentioning at least a little.  It's time for a speed round.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15 release)



With the narrative inspiration of a My Little Pony episode, and all the compelling characterization of a Target print ad, The Last Jedi falls very short of expectations.  Adam Driver turns out another INCREDIBLE performance as Kylo Ren that is unfortunately surrounded by directorial/scriptorial (Rian-Johnson-torial) incompetence everywhere else.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action and violence.

Ferdinand (Dec 15 release)


Ever heard of Ferdinand the Bull?  You remember, he wanted to smell the flowers instead of fight the matadors?  He's got a feature now!

Ferdinand is rated PG for rude humor, action and some thematic elements.

The Greatest Showman (Wednesday release)


Hugh Jackman stars as the inventor of show business.  He's down on his luck, loses his job, and decides to follow his dream as an entertainer, surrounding himself with talented acts to showcase for the world.

I think it looks kinda good!

The Greatest Showman is rated PG for thematic elements including a brawl.  Must be one of those *thematic* brawls...

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (Wednesday release)


I didn't believe in the idea, but the trailer was wonderful.  So the movie is anyone's guess.  I kinda want to see it.

Four kids get sucked into a video game version of Jumanji, playing as adult characters in the game (Hart, Johnson, Black, and Gillan), and must fight through the game and win in order to get out.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is rated PG-13 for adventure action, suggestive content and some language.

Downsizing


A scientist has invented a technique to shrink people to just a few inches, making their lives much less expensive.  It's an ideal retirement strategy, being very cheap.  Damon's character and his wife decide to take the plunge, only his wife backs out, leaving him irreversibly small and alone.  So he sets out to make a new life for himself!  It looks interesting, and Damon is a good actor.

Downsizing is rated R for language including sexual references, some graphic nudity and drug use.

Father Figures


All I will say is this: no actor or actress pictured on the poster here is proud of this movie.  Not one of them.  They may say they are, but they're lying to you.  Just don't.  Just don't.

Father Figures is rated R for language and sexual references throughout.

Pitch Perfect 3


Because, hey, why not?

Pitch Perfect 3 is rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language and some action.

The Shape of Water (expanding)


Cold War era janitor at a top-secret facility is mute.  She falls for sea monster man who is held captive there for cruel study.  They're both different so they fall in love and it's touching, I'm sure.  But of course bad administrator man doesn't like this and is the antagonist.

This is what fantasy oscar bait looks like.

To be fair, bad administrator man is played by Michael Shannon, who is always great.

The Shape of Water is rated R for sexual content, graphic nudity, violence and language.

Darkest Hour (expanding)


Critically-acclaimed movie about Churchill.  What more do you need to know to want to see it?  I know I want to see it!

Darkest Hour is rated PG-13 for some thematic material.

Phew!  Speed round over.


      Big Shot Critic

Thursday, December 7, 2017

In Theaters: December 8, 2017

There is only one wide release this weekend.

Just Getting Started


It's set at a retirement community.

These old people comedies are getting out of hand.  And Morgan Freeman is in every single one of them.

Morgan Freeman manages a retirement community and he's very popular there.  Tommy Lee Jones moves in and also becomes popular.  A rivalry begins.  But then they have to team up because someone is trying to kill Morgan Freeman, because he's actually part of witness protection.  It's really too much.

Just Getting Started is rated PG-13 for language, suggestive material and brief violence.

Just wait for Star Wars next week.


      Big Shot Critic

Friday, December 1, 2017

In Theaters: December 1, 2017

There are zero wide releases this weekend.  But I missed last week because it was Thanksgiving and I was too stuffed with turkey to even type.  Last week there was just one wide release.

Coco


Miguel crosses to the land of the dead.  The dead zone?  The phantom zone?  The dark dimension?  Something.

I'm not clear on why it's called Coco, but it's about Miguel, who is an older child in a Mexican family.  It's Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) and the family is celebrating.  Miguel somehow crosses over to the other side using his grandfather's guitar (he wants to be a musician).  On the other side, he learns about himself and his destiny, and also has a limited amount of time to get back to the land of the living if he wants to stay living.  He also meets his dead grandfather while on the other side!

Coco is rated PG for thematic elements.

It's Pixar, so it's probably a really good movie.


      Big Shot Critic