300: Rise of An Empire
Well, it's been eight years now and Zack Snyder has mostly moved on to bigger - if not better - things. So where can we find some boob of a director to basically pretend to be Zack Snyder for eight months of his life? Enter Noam Murro. The director of 300: Rise of An Empire, and two other things from the last six years that no one has ever heard of or will ever care about.
The trailer makes it look as if Zack Snyder is directing by saying:
from producer Zack Snyder
director of 300 & Man of Steel
But we don't fall for this. We are Big Shot Critic. We didn't even see the first one anyway. But if you did see the first one, and you liked it, get ready for a big fat rehash with no soul.
Mr. Peabody & Sherman
Okay so the source material here is a recurring character on a cartoon from the sixties. A lot of people remember Rocky & Bullwinkle, but almost no one remembers the recurring segment with Mr. Peabody.
I can't argue with the director, Rob Minkoff. He was part of the directing duo responsible for The Lion King. The writer, however, was not. His name is Craig Wright and he writes for television. It's not even kids's television that he writes for. Just a bunch of second rate stuff that gets cancelled.
Call it intuition - you won't remember this movie in two months.
The one. The only. Big Shot Critic
Whoa! Hey now, Kids do not remember Rocky and Bullwinkle. In fact Mr. Peabody, is far more popular than Bullwinkle -and with way more spizazz.
ReplyDeleteI challenge you to go see this, Ill see it, and then we'll talk again in two months. :)