Beirut (Wednesday Release)
All signs point to forgettable.
Beirut is about a negotiator who has to broker a deal with terrorists. They kidnapped his friend, and in exchange for his safe return they want the release of another terrorist.
Beirut is rated R for language, some violence and a brief nude image.
Rampage
The Poster says April 20 because the poster was put out before Infinity War changed its release date from May 4th to April 27th. When that happened, everybody else backed up to make room!
Rampage is an old arcade game from the 90's. Literally all it was is the player controls giant animals (gorilla, lizard, wolf, etc) and you climb buildings and destroy them. That's it. That's all. No story. Now there's a movie!
I guess in the movie some secret government project gets out to make normal animals giant. One of the animals is a gorilla that Dwayne Johnson's character takes care of in some zoo or something. So he gets mad when his gorilla gets giant and he gets involved with these giant animals. I dunno what they're going for here.
Rampage is rated PG-13 for sequences of violence, action and destruction, brief language, and crude gestures.
Sgt Stubby: An American Hero
So it's a second rate family animated film about a dog that has something to do with the first world war. It looks completely dreadful.
Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero is rated PG for war action and some thematic elements.
Truth or Dare
I fear this is the beginning of the end for Blumhouse.
Blumhouse, for those of you who don't know, is new school horror. They came around with James Wan and Insidious, and they've been on a hot streak ever since.
Truth or Dare looks TERRIBLE. So bad. Basically the game is "real" (since it wasn't before?) and when you play you go all possessed and if you refuse to take part you die.
Truth or Dare is rated PG-13 for violence and disturbing content, alcohol abuse, some sexuality, language and thematic material.
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