In Theaters: February 15, 2019

You didn't really expect me to post on Valentine's Day, did you?

This week we have three releases to talk about.

Alita: Battle Angel

Uncanny Valley: The Movie

Alita's eyes are too big and it's creepy.  It's gonna weird people out.  It already weirded out everyone who saw the trailers.

I'm not sure what, exactly, Alita: Battle Angel is.  I think it started as an anime or a manga.  Something from the east for sure.  She's like a robot, but a super advanced robot, and she fights other robots and maybe people too.  And there's something about her that is supposed to change the world or whatever, you know how it is.

My opinion?  Meh.  Maybe some good action scenes.

Alita: Battle Angel is rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi violence and action, and for some language.

Happy Death Day 2U

Happy Death Day was a surprisingly successful horror movie.  What happens to ALL surprisingly successful horror movies?  Sequel.

The girl from the first one was stuck in a horror groundhog's day.  She gets killed and the day resets.  Now she's back in a similar loop, but her friends are being murdered too, so successful navigation is a more delicate process this time.  Make sense?  Good enough.

Happy Death Day 2U is rated PG-13 for violence, language, sexual material and thematic elements.

Isn't It Romantic?

Rebel Wilson (who is very funny) gets in a small accident and ends up stuck in a romantic comedy.  This just might work.

Isn't It Romantic? is rated PG-13 for language, some sexual material, and a brief drug reference.

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