In Theaters: May 3, 2019

We are going to do some catching up this week.  My life has been busy, which is unusual.  I usually have at least a half hour on Thursdays for the blog.

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Going back to April 12th...

After

If your kid wants to go see this one, don't let them.  Seriously.  Holy crap.  I can't believe this is marketed toward teenagers.  Ground them if they sneak out and see it.

After is rated PG-13 for sexual content and some college partying.

Little

This is a gender-swapped, race-swapped, and premise-reversed version of the Tom Hanks movie "Big".  And it actually looks pretty funny.  Maybe give it a shot!

Little is rated PG-13 for some suggestive content.

Missing Link

He's the missing link.  Get it?  Okay.  NEXT!

Missing Link is rated PG for action/peril and some mild rude humor.

And now on to April 17th...

Breakthrough

This one looks pretty good.  It's the story of a miracle that happened to a kid who fell through the ice of a frozen lake and was under there for quite a while, but he survived.  It's a faith-based film, and it was directed by Roxann Dawson, which is awesome.

Roxann Dawson as B'elanna Torres on Star Trek: Voyager

Breakthrough is rated PG for thematic content including peril.

Penguins

DisneyNature's latest follows a single penguin they call Steve.  It's a documentary.

Penguins is rated G.

The Intruder

Dennis Quaid sells his nice house to a young black couple from the city, but he doesn't want to give up the house.  He sticks around and it gets weird and then he goes all maniac on them and it turns into a home invasion thing.  Dennis Quaid as a psycho villain might be interesting.

The Intruder is rated PG-13 for violence, terror, some sexuality, language and thematic elements.

Uglydolls

Uglydolls takes place in a world of dolls where the best ones are popular and the ugly ones get thrown out.  So it's like a misfit story where they go and discover their true beauty and what not.  I have to say it doesn't look as terrible as it sounds.  It looks like they actually do a reasonably good job of it.

Uglydolls is rated PG for thematic elements and brief action.

And now I'm caught up!  Phew.  Thank heaven.

      Big Shot Critic